Get ready for some delightfully disgusting fun with Gross Would You Rather Questions For Kids! These questions are designed to make kids giggle, squirm, and maybe even gag a little, all in good fun. They’re a fantastic way to spark conversation, encourage imaginative thinking, and provide endless entertainment for parties, car rides, or just a rainy afternoon.
What Are Gross Would You Rather Questions For Kids?
Gross Would You Rather Questions For Kids are simple yet tricky prompts that force players to choose between two equally undesirable or, well, gross options. They’re not meant to be genuinely upsetting, but rather to push the boundaries of what’s considered yucky in a way that’s funny and engaging. Think of it as a game of pretend bravery and a test of who can handle the most imaginative unpleasantness!
The popularity of these questions stems from a few key things:
- Humor: Kids often find gross things hilarious. The more bizarre and revolting the scenario, the funnier it can be.
- Engagement: They require active participation. Kids have to think, imagine, and make a choice, which keeps them invested in the game.
- Social Interaction: Playing together allows kids to see each other’s reactions, debate their choices, and build camaraderie through shared laughter and mild disgust.
These questions are used in a variety of settings:
- Icebreakers: They can be a fun way to get kids talking and comfortable with each other.
- Party Games: They’re a guaranteed hit at birthday parties, sleepovers, or any get-together.
- Brainstorming/Creativity: The importance of these questions lies in their ability to stimulate creative problem-solving and encourage kids to think outside the box, even if the box is filled with slime.
- Lighthearted Debates: They can lead to funny arguments about which scenario is truly worse.
Gross Food Fiascos
- Would you rather eat a spoonful of earwax or a booger-flavored lollipop?
- Would you rather have ketchup for blood or mustard for sweat?
- Would you rather drink a glass of lukewarm, old bathwater or a smoothie made of blended ants and dirt?
- Would you rather have a pizza topped with worms or a burger filled with slimy snails?
- Would you rather have every bite of your food taste like rotten eggs or smell like dog poop?
- Would you rather drink a milkshake made of soggy cereal and spit or eat a sandwich filled with soggy bread and toe jam?
- Would you rather have your ice cream always be warm and melted or have your hot chocolate always be cold and chunky?
- Would you rather chew on a piece of old bubble gum found under a desk or lick a dirty public restroom floor?
- Would you rather eat a whole onion like an apple or a whole lemon like a grape?
- Would you rather have your favorite candy bar turn into a bar of soap or have your favorite soda turn into pickle juice?
- Would you rather have to eat a fly every day for a week or have to drink a glass of pee every day for a week?
- Would you rather have your french fries be made of hair or your mashed potatoes be made of earwax?
- Would you rather have your fruit salad be filled with tiny bugs or your vegetable soup be filled with toenail clippings?
- Would you rather have to eat a spider every time you get hungry or have to drink a gallon of milk every time you get thirsty?
- Would you rather have your cookies taste like old socks or your crackers taste like sweaty gym shoes?
- Would you rather have your spaghetti be covered in worms or your salad be covered in slugs?
- Would you rather have to eat a worm sandwich or drink a cup of dirty dishwater?
- Would you rather have your mashed potatoes be made of slime or your gravy be made of snot?
- Would you rather have your candy floss be made of hair or your popcorn be made of earwax?
- Would you rather eat a burger with bugs in it or a pizza with worms on it?
Bodily Function Blunders
- Would you rather sneeze out a frog or hiccup out a mouse?
- Would you rather have your farts smell like rotten fish or your burps sound like a dying cow?
- Would you rather have to constantly pick your nose and eat it or have to constantly pick your toes and eat them?
- Would you rather sweat cheese or cry snot?
- Would you rather have your ears constantly filled with sticky goo or your belly button constantly filled with lint?
- Would you rather have to pee standing up if you're a girl, or pee sitting down if you're a boy?
- Would you rather have your hair grow an inch every time you blink or your fingernails grow an inch every time you yawn?
- Would you rather have to talk in a baby voice all day or have to walk like a penguin all day?
- Would you rather have your sneezes sound like a loud pig squeal or your coughs sound like a rusty door creaking open?
- Would you rather have your teeth turn black and fall out one by one or have your hair turn bright green and fall out in clumps?
- Would you rather have to wear socks filled with sand or shoes filled with slimy worms?
- Would you rather have to lick your own elbow or lick a stranger's armpit?
- Would you rather have a permanent case of the hiccups or a permanent case of uncontrollable sneezing?
- Would you rather have to fart every time you laugh or have to burp every time you’re excited?
- Would you rather have your nose run all the time or your eyes water all the time?
- Would you rather have to pick dirt out from under your fingernails and eat it or have to scrape dried mud off your knees and eat it?
- Would you rather have your farts be visible as green clouds or audible as loud trumpets?
- Would you rather have to sing everything you say or have to whisper everything you say?
- Would you rather have your body covered in itchy rashes or your mouth constantly tasting like pennies?
- Would you rather have to wear underwear on your head or a hat on your feet?
Creepy Crawly Calamities
- Would you rather have a spider crawl in your ear or a worm wriggle down your throat?
- Would you rather have a cockroach live in your hair or a rat live in your backpack?
- Would you rather have a swarm of ants follow you everywhere or a slimy slug trail behind you?
- Would you rather have to pet a tarantula or hug a snake?
- Would you rather have your bed infested with bedbugs or your room filled with buzzing flies?
- Would you rather have to eat a live maggot or a live grub?
- Would you rather have a centipede crawl across your face or a scorpion sting your toe?
- Would you rather have a housefly land on your tongue or a mosquito bite your eyeball?
- Would you rather have to wear shoes filled with beetles or gloves filled with spiders?
- Would you rather have a snake coil around your leg or a lizard run up your arm?
- Would you rather have to kiss a frog or shake hands with a slimy toad?
- Would you rather have a swarm of bees buzz around your head or a flock of bats fly into your room?
- Would you rather have a caterpillar chew on your ear or a spider spin a web on your nose?
- Would you rather have to step on a squishy bug or a crunchy bug?
- Would you rather have a leech attach itself to your arm or a tick attach itself to your leg?
- Would you rather have a colony of termites build a nest in your hair or a colony of ants march through your house?
- Would you rather have to taste a bug or smell a bug?
- Would you rather have a giant worm crawl out of your food or a beetle scurry out of your drink?
- Would you rather have to hold a fuzzy caterpillar or a slimy slug?
- Would you rather have a cockroach tickle your ear or a grasshopper jump on your nose?
Gross Stuff Scenarios
- Would you rather have to swim in a pool of mud or a pool of snot?
- Would you rather have your entire body covered in sticky, gooey slime or have your entire body covered in prickly burrs?
- Would you rather have to wear a shirt that smells like rotten eggs or pants that smell like old gym socks?
- Would you rather have to sleep on a bed of sharp Lego bricks or a bed of sticky chewing gum?
- Would you rather have to lick a dirty toilet seat or a dirty public bathroom floor?
- Would you rather have to wear a hat made of dog hair or a scarf made of cat fur?
- Would you rather have to touch a slimy, wet frog or a fuzzy, dusty spider web?
- Would you rather have your hands always feel sticky or your feet always feel sweaty?
- Would you rather have to clean out a dusty, cobweb-filled attic or a slimy, moldy basement?
- Would you rather have to eat food that has been left out in the sun all day or food that has been frozen solid?
- Would you rather have to wear clothes that are covered in mud stains or clothes that are covered in glitter?
- Would you rather have your fingernails constantly be dirty and broken or your toenails constantly be yellow and chipped?
- Would you rather have to drink a glass of orange juice with a fly in it or a glass of milk with a dead bug in it?
- Would you rather have to sit in a chair covered in sticky syrup or a chair covered in slippery oil?
- Would you rather have your hair turn into spaghetti or your skin turn into jello?
- Would you rather have to use a toothbrush that someone else has used or a comb that has been used by a dog?
- Would you rather have to wear a diaper filled with pudding or a diaper filled with sand?
- Would you rather have your nose run with boogers or your eyes run with tears?
- Would you rather have to lick a dirty shoe or a dirty floor?
- Would you rather have your whole body covered in itchy mosquito bites or your whole mouth full of fuzzy mold?
Absurd Body Transformations
- Would you rather have to live with a giant, constantly drooling dog's tongue for a nose or a permanent donkey's braying sound coming from your mouth?
- Would you rather have your hands turn into giant, hairy feet or your feet turn into giant, floppy ears?
- Would you rather have to constantly smell like a skunk or constantly sound like a honking goose?
- Would you rather have your eyes be eyeballs on stalks that pop out or your ears be giant, floppy clown ears?
- Would you rather have to eat everything with your feet or write everything with your nose?
- Would you rather have your skin turn green and scaly like a lizard or your hair turn purple and slimy like seaweed?
- Would you rather have to walk backwards everywhere you go or have to hop everywhere you go?
- Would you rather have your voice sound like a squeaky toy or your laugh sound like a rusty chainsaw?
- Would you rather have to wear a suit made of rotten fish or a hat made of live worms?
- Would you rather have your arms be made of rubber hoses or your legs be made of wobbly jelly?
- Would you rather have to blow your nose with your tongue or wipe your eyes with your feet?
- Would you rather have your teeth be made of tiny carrots or your fingernails be made of brittle candy canes?
- Would you rather have to sing opera every time you're hungry or yodel every time you're thirsty?
- Would you rather have your nose grow into a long, floppy trunk or your ears grow into giant, flapping wings?
- Would you rather have to wear mittens on your feet and socks on your hands or a sock hat on your feet and a mitten hat on your head?
- Would you rather have your whole body covered in itchy scales or your whole body covered in sticky goo?
- Would you rather have to sneeze out confetti or hiccup out small pebbles?
- Would you rather have your voice permanently sound like you're underwater or have your vision permanently be blurry like looking through foggy glass?
- Would you rather have your fingers be incredibly long and wiggly like worms or incredibly short and stubby like carrots?
- Would you rather have to wear a giant pickle for a shoe or a banana for a hat?
Gross Social Situations
- Would you rather have your parents embarrass you by singing loudly in front of your friends or have your best friend accidentally burp in your face during an important speech?
- Would you rather accidentally pass gas loudly in a silent library or accidentally spill a plate of spaghetti on the principal?
- Would you rather have your teacher discover your secret diary filled with embarrassing poems or have your crush see you pick your nose and eat it?
- Would you rather have to give a presentation about the grossest things you can imagine or have to eat a bug in front of the whole class?
- Would you rather have your entire family show up at school wearing matching, embarrassing outfits or have your parents announce your embarrassing childhood nickname over the loudspeaker?
- Would you rather have to wear a t-shirt that says "I love smelling feet" or a t-shirt that says "My farts are delicious"?
- Would you rather accidentally swap lunches with the grossest kid in school or have your lunch accidentally fall into the toilet?
- Would you rather have to sing a silly song about poop to get out of trouble or have to dance like a chicken to get out of trouble?
- Would you rather have to wear a swimsuit made of bubble wrap to a pool party or a hat made of toilet paper to a birthday party?
- Would you rather have your socks smell so bad they make people faint or have your breath smell so bad it makes people gag?
- Would you rather have to tell a really embarrassing story about yourself to a group of strangers or have to wear a costume of a giant booger to a school dance?
- Would you rather have your entire family have a matching terrible haircut or have your entire family start speaking in squeaky voices?
- Would you rather have to lick a stranger's sweaty armpit or have to eat a piece of their dirty underwear?
- Would you rather have your worst enemy accidentally trip and fall into a mud puddle right before a school photo or have your best friend accidentally get a pie thrown in their face?
- Would you rather have to wear a sign that says "I smell like rotten eggs" for a day or wear a sign that says "I eat worms for breakfast"?
- Would you rather have to give a hug to someone who just ate garlic and onions or give a high-five to someone who just handled raw chicken?
- Would you rather have your homework mysteriously covered in slime or your school locker filled with smelly cheese?
- Would you rather have to whisper secrets in a room full of people or shout secrets in a room full of people?
- Would you rather have your parents accidentally call you by your pet's name in front of everyone or have your teacher accidentally call you by your pet's name in front of everyone?
- Would you rather have to dance with a mop that smells like it's been in a dumpster or sing a duet with a vacuum cleaner?
So there you have it – a whole collection of wonderfully gross questions to get the giggles and the gasps going! Remember, the goal is to have fun and let those imaginations run wild with the most hilariously unpleasant scenarios. Don't be afraid to get a little weird and a lot messy with your choices. Happy (and gross) playing!