72 Gross Would You Rather Questions For Teens

What's the Deal with Gross Would You Rather Questions?

• Breaking the ice at parties or sleepovers
• Testing the limits of friendships
• Generating endless laughter and groans
• Discovering surprising, and often strange, preferences

1. As a party game where each person takes a turn asking a question.
2. As a way to fill awkward silences during road trips or study sessions.
3. As conversation starters that can lead to surprising and funny discussions.
4. To playfully tease or prank friends, seeing their reactions.

Bodily Function Blunders

1. Would you rather have to burp every time you spoke, or fart every time you laughed?
2. Would you rather sneeze uncontrollably for an hour every time you eat cheese, or have your ears sweat whenever you're nervous?
3. Would you rather have to lick every doorknob you touch, or always smell faintly of rotten eggs?
4. Would you rather have permanent glitter in your armpits, or have your fingernails grow as fast as your hair?
5. Would you rather your sweat smell like onions, or your tears smell like garlic?
6. Would you rather have to drink a glass of your own earwax daily, or eat a spoonful of snot every hour?
7. Would you rather have your nose run constantly like a faucet, or have your breath always smell like a public restroom?
8. Would you rather have to pick your nose with your middle finger in public every day, or have your toenails grow into your socks?
9. Would you rather have a permanent case of the hiccups, or always feel like you have to sneeze but can't?
10. Would you rather have to shout "Pardon me!" every time you pass gas, or have a small, unremovable piece of lint stuck to your forehead?
11. Would you rather have to wear underwear filled with live ants for a day, or have a colony of earwigs living in your hair?
12. Would you rather have your voice sound like a screaming toddler, or have your laughter sound like a hyena?
13. Would you rather have to eat a handful of hair every time you got angry, or have to spit every time you got happy?
14. Would you rather have uncontrollable hiccups that sound like a pig squealing, or have a constant urge to scratch your own eyeballs?
15. Would you rather have to sing opera every time you blink, or have your nose whistle a tune whenever you inhale?
16. Would you rather have your feet smell like a gym locker at all times, or your hands always feel sticky like you've been eating honey?
17. Would you rather have to lick the sidewalk once a day, or have to gargle with raw egg whites every morning?
18. Would you rather your nose hairs grow an inch every day, or your belly button collect lint at an alarming rate?
19. Would you rather have to announce "I have gas!" before every single fart, or have to dramatically cry "Oh no!" before every single sneeze?
20. Would you rather have your entire body covered in a fine layer of sweat, or have your hair perpetually greasy?

Food Frights

1. Would you rather eat a whole raw onion like an apple, or drink a cup of lukewarm milk that's been sitting out all day?
2. Would you rather have to eat a spider every day for a week, or drink a glass of melted cheese that's been left in the sun?
3. Would you rather eat a bowl of dirt, or eat a plate of soggy, moldy bread?
4. Would you rather have to drink your own urine, or eat a cockroach?
5. Would you rather eat a sandwich made of cat food, or a bowl of lukewarm baby food?
6. Would you rather have to eat a whole lemon with the peel, or drink a glass of spoiled milk?
7. Would you rather eat a bowl of ants, or a plate of worms?
8. Would you rather eat a rotten egg, or a piece of spoiled meat?
9. Would you rather have to eat a whole raw potato, or drink a glass of dishwater?
10. Would you rather eat a bowl of slime, or a handful of sand?
11. Would you rather eat a spider web, or a bowl of dried boogers?
12. Would you rather eat a worm sandwich, or a cockroach milkshake?
13. Would you rather eat a plate of earwax, or a bowl of phlegm?
14. Would you rather eat a raw, unpeeled garlic clove, or a spoonful of dog food?
15. Would you rather eat a dead fly, or a used bandage?
16. Would you rather eat a bowl of toenail clippings, or a plate of hairballs?
17. Would you rather eat a worm-filled apple, or a spider-covered banana?
18. Would you rather eat a shoe sole, or a discarded piece of gum?
19. Would you rather eat a sponge, or a bar of soap?
20. Would you rather eat a bowl of lint, or a plate of cigarette butts?

Animal Annoyances

1. Would you rather have a permanent infestation of tiny, harmless spiders in your bedroom, or have a family of mice living in your walls that you can always hear rustling?
2. Would you rather have a frog hop out of your mouth every time you open it to speak, or have a snake slither out of your ear when you get startled?
3. Would you rather have to sleep in a bed with a giant cockroach, or a bed with a swarm of biting ants?
4. Would you rather have to hug a slimy slug every morning, or have a fly land on your food every time you eat?
5. Would you rather have your hair filled with itchy lice, or have your skin constantly crawling with fleas?
6. Would you rather have to kiss a frog every day, or have a worm crawl into your mouth while you sleep?
7. Would you rather have a skunk spray you once a week, or have a swarm of bees follow you everywhere you go?
8. Would you rather have to wear a hat made of animal fur that's been left out in the rain, or a pair of gloves filled with dirt?
9. Would you rather have to pet a tarantula every day, or have to hold a snake for an hour each day?
10. Would you rather have a leech attach itself to your leg, or a tick burrow into your skin?
11. Would you rather have to live in a house with a constant smell of dead animal, or a house that's always covered in bird droppings?
12. Would you rather have to clean out a litter box every day, or have to scoop dog poop every hour?
13. Would you rather have a spider crawl into your mouth while you're eating, or have a rat run across your feet while you're sleeping?
14. Would you rather have to sleep in a pile of animal fur, or have your pillow be made of feathers that are constantly shedding?
15. Would you rather have to wear shoes filled with bugs, or socks filled with sand?
16. Would you rather have a constant itch from a mosquito bite, or a constant urge to scratch a flea bite?
17. Would you rather have to lick a dirty animal's backside, or have to eat a piece of their fur?
18. Would you rather have a worm wriggle out of your nose, or a snail slide out of your ear?
19. Would you rather have to give a pig a piggyback ride every day, or have to wrestle a grumpy badger?
20. Would you rather have a spider as your best friend, or a snake as your pet?

Hygiene Horrors

1. Would you rather never shower again, or never brush your teeth again?
2. Would you rather have to wear the same sweaty gym socks for a week, or wear underwear that hasn't been washed in a month?
3. Would you rather have to lick a public toilet seat, or drink water from a dirty puddle?
4. Would you rather have to swim in a pool filled with old bathwater, or a pool filled with sewage?
5. Would you rather have to use a public restroom with no toilet paper, or a public restroom with no soap?
6. Would you rather have to wear clothes that smell like a garbage can, or clothes that are covered in mystery stains?
7. Would you rather have to sleep in a bed that smells like a locker room, or a bed that is infested with bedbugs?
8. Would you rather have to clean your entire house with a toothbrush, or wash your car with a single drop of soap?
9. Would you rather have to chew your food with your mouth open and visible, or have to constantly have food stuck in your teeth?
10. Would you rather have to blow your nose on your sleeve, or wipe your hands on the floor?
11. Would you rather have to sneeze directly onto your food, or have to cough directly into your drink?
12. Would you rather have to eat with your hands, even for messy foods, or have to wear gloves made of raw meat?
13. Would you rather have to wear a mask that smells like rotten eggs all the time, or have your breath perpetually smell like garlic and onions?
14. Would you rather have to rinse your mouth with your own spit every morning, or have to clean your ears with a dirty Q-tip?
15. Would you rather have to wear a diaper filled with something unpleasant for a day, or have to wear a shirt that's been covered in mud?
16. Would you rather have to lick the floor of a public bus, or eat a dropped piece of food from the sidewalk?
17. Would you rather have to have visibly dirty fingernails at all times, or perpetually sticky hands?
18. Would you rather have to shower in cold, dirty water, or have to sleep on a bed of damp, mildewy sheets?
19. Would you rather have to use a public restroom with no doors, or a public restroom with no light?
20. Would you rather have to wear clothes that are perpetually damp, or clothes that are constantly itchy?

Weird and Wonderful (or Awful) Situations

1. Would you rather have to speak in a squeaky voice for the rest of your life, or have to sing everything you say?
2. Would you rather have to wear clown shoes everywhere you go, or have to wear a propeller beanie at all times?
3. Would you rather have to cry glitter, or have your tears be made of onion juice?
4. Would you rather have to constantly hum a popular song, or have to whistle a tune every time you walk?
5. Would you rather have to wear a giant novelty nose and glasses every day, or have to wear a full-body chicken suit once a week?
6. Would you rather have to give everyone you meet a high-five with a slimy fish, or shake hands with someone covered in jam?
7. Would you rather have to wear socks with sandals, no matter the occasion, or wear a swimsuit under all your clothes every day?
8. Would you rather have your entire body covered in temporary tattoos of questionable taste, or have your hair dyed a different neon color every week?
9. Would you rather have to communicate only through interpretive dance, or only through sound effects?
10. Would you rather have to wear a shirt that says "I'm a Potato" every day, or a hat that says "Ask Me About My Boogers"?
11. Would you rather have to wear a fake mustache that falls off constantly, or have to wear oversized fake teeth?
12. Would you rather have to sneeze out confetti, or have your sneezes sound like a foghorn?
13. Would you rather have to walk everywhere on your hands, or hop everywhere on one foot?
14. Would you rather have to wear a cape that drags on the ground and gets dirty, or a hat that's too small and constantly falls off?
15. Would you rather have to communicate with people by only using emojis, or only using animal noises?
16. Would you rather have to wear a t-shirt with a picture of your own sweaty socks on it, or a pair of pants with pictures of your toenails?
17. Would you rather have to wear a helmet made of cheese, or a pair of shoes filled with pudding?
18. Would you rather have to sing happy birthday to everyone you meet, or give everyone a belly rub?
19. Would you rather have to wear a sign that says "I'm Lost" on your back, or a sign that says "Do Not Feed Me"?
20. Would you rather have to wear a giant pair of novelty glasses that make you look cross-eyed, or a nose that honks when you talk?