73 Funny Christmas Would You Rather Questions

What Are Funny Christmas Would You Rather Questions and Why Are They So Fun?

• They create instant conversation starters at any holiday gathering.
• They encourage creative thinking and imaginative responses.
• They're a low-pressure way to get people talking and laughing.
• They help break the ice and make everyone feel more comfortable.

1. Use them during carols: While singing, pause between songs to throw out a question.
2. Incorporate them into games: Create a "Christmas Would You Rather" game where teams have to guess each other's answers.
3. Make them a stocking stuffer: Write down a few questions on small slips of paper and tuck them into stockings.
4. Turn them into a challenge: See who can come up with the most creative or funniest reason for their choice.

Would You Rather Be Santa's Official Taste Tester or His Head Elf for a Day?

• Would you rather have to eat only fruitcake for the entire month of December or only gingerbread cookies?
• Would you rather have reindeer that only poop glitter or elves that only communicate through interpretive dance?
• Would you rather have to wear a full Santa suit everywhere you go for a week or have to wear a pair of giant elf shoes every day for a week?
• Would you rather have your Christmas tree be alive and constantly try to hug you or have your Christmas lights talk and constantly tell you bad jokes?
• Would you rather have to sing carols loudly every time you enter a room for the entire holiday season or have to wear a reindeer nose and antlers every day until New Year's?
• Would you rather have to fight off an army of mischievous gingerbread men or a horde of aggressive candy canes?
• Would you rather have to wrap all your presents in a single, extremely long roll of tape or have to tie every bow perfectly with your feet?
• Would you rather have to listen to Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You" on repeat for 24 hours straight or have to watch "The Nutcracker" ballet performed by penguins?
• Would you rather have to personally deliver every single Christmas card by hand, walking to each house, or have to answer every single Christmas wish list phone call from children all over the world?
• Would you rather have a Christmas dinner where everyone has to speak in a British accent or a Christmas dinner where everyone has to communicate using only gestures?
• Would you rather have to build a snowman with only marshmallows or decorate a gingerbread house with only vegetables?
• Would you rather have a Christmas sweater that makes you constantly itch or a Christmas sweater that sings a jingle every time you move?
• Would you rather have to spend Christmas Eve lost in a snowstorm with only a talking snowman for company or stranded on a tropical island with only a group of singing caribou?
• Would you rather have your chimney start spewing out candy instead of smoke or have your fireplace suddenly become a portal to the North Pole?
• Would you rather have to attend a Christmas party where everyone is dressed as a different type of ornament or a Christmas party where everyone is impersonating a Christmas character?
• Would you rather have to help Santa deliver presents to only cats or only dogs?
• Would you rather have to untangle all the Christmas lights in the world or have to sort all the lost Christmas socks?
• Would you rather have to make all of Santa's cookies taste like broccoli or have to decorate all of Santa's presents with tinsel that sheds everywhere?
• Would you rather have your Christmas tree be made of actual ice cream or have your Christmas presents all be gifts you've already received?
• Would you rather have to yodel your Christmas greetings or have to communicate only through Christmas-themed charades?

Would You Rather Be Covered in Snow or Covered in Tinsel?

• Would you rather have to wear socks on your hands all day or wear mittens on your feet all day?
• Would you rather have to wear a giant inflatable snowman costume for the entire week or have to wear a full elf costume with pointy shoes every day for a week?
• Would you rather have your breath permanently smell like peppermint or have your hair permanently have a slight shimmer of glitter?
• Would you rather have to eat candy canes for every meal for a week or have to drink eggnog for every meal for a week?
• Would you rather have to shake hands with everyone you meet using a jingle bell attached to your wrist or have to greet everyone with a silent, dramatic bow?
• Would you rather have your Christmas gifts be wrapped in newspaper covered in glitter glue or wrapped in aluminum foil that crinkles incredibly loudly?
• Would you rather have to build a fort out of gingerbread cookies that is not edible or decorate a Christmas tree with only socks?
• Would you rather have to listen to Christmas music played backwards for an entire day or have to watch Christmas movies with the sound off?
• Would you rather have to befriend a grumpy yeti who hates Christmas or a cheerful yet clumsy reindeer who keeps tripping?
• Would you rather have to carve your turkey with a candy cane or frost your Christmas cake with toothpaste?
• Would you rather have to wear a beard made of cotton balls or a hat that constantly plays a jingle bell tune?
• Would you rather have to give all your Christmas presents a personalized, terrible poem or have to sing a made-up, off-key carol for each gift?
• Would you rather have to deal with a flock of very noisy, very festive geese who want to join your Christmas dinner or a troop of mischievous squirrels who try to steal all the decorations?
• Would you rather have to wear oven mitts as gloves for the entire holiday season or wear a giant, fuzzy Santa hat that covers your eyes?
• Would you rather have to ice skate everywhere you go or have to travel by sleigh pulled by very slow, very stubborn goats?
• Would you rather have your Christmas tree be a giant broccoli stalk decorated with lights or a tower of presents that is impossible to get into?
• Would you rather have to eat a spoonful of mashed potatoes with every bite of your Christmas dinner or have to drink a sip of gravy with every bite?
• Would you rather have to wear a pair of skis indoors all day or a pair of skates indoors all day?
• Would you rather have your Christmas decorations communicate with you by whispering or have your Christmas cards wink at you?
• Would you rather have to pretend you are a Christmas ornament that has come to life or a toy that has come to life?

Would You Rather Have a Reindeer That Only Eats Brussels Sprouts or a Snowman That Melts When It's Happy?

• Would you rather have to wear a Christmas sweater that makes fart noises every time you sit down or a Christmas sweater that vibrates uncontrollably?
• Would you rather have to communicate with Santa's elves using only animal noises or communicate with the North Pole using only opera singing?
• Would you rather have your Christmas dinner served on paper plates made of festive napkins or have to eat your Christmas dinner out of Christmas-themed toy buckets?
• Would you rather have to build a Christmas village out of cheese or decorate a Christmas tree out of socks?
• Would you rather have to give a speech about the true meaning of Christmas in a squeaky chipmunk voice or in a deep, booming bear voice?
• Would you rather have to write all your thank-you notes in crayon or have to mail them using a carrier pigeon?
• Would you rather have to be the designated gingerbread house architect and have it constantly fall apart or be the designated cookie decorator and only have edible paint?
• Would you rather have to play Christmas music on a kazoo for an hour or sing Christmas carols in a foreign language you don't know?
• Would you rather have to befriend a group of grumpy elves who only speak in riddles or a pack of overly enthusiastic yet clumsy reindeer who constantly chase you?
• Would you rather have to eat your Christmas pudding with a shovel or drink your Christmas punch with a straw the size of a broomstick?
• Would you rather have to wear a hat that dispenses candy canes on demand or a scarf that magically ties itself into knots?
• Would you rather have to host a Christmas party where all the guests are convinced it's Halloween or a Christmas party where everyone believes it's their birthday?
• Would you rather have to spend Christmas Eve trapped in a giant gingerbread cookie or a giant candy cane?
• Would you rather have your Christmas tree be a living, breathing creature that needs to be fed or a giant ball of tinsel that rolls away on its own?
• Would you rather have to wear a nose like Rudolph's that glows brightly in the dark or ears like a reindeer's that twitch constantly?
• Would you rather have to tell Santa every single one of your embarrassing childhood stories or have to sing your most embarrassing song to him?
• Would you rather have to eat Christmas dinner with your hands tied behind your back or with someone feeding you every single bite?
• Would you rather have your Christmas lights change color based on your mood or your Christmas ornaments dance when no one is looking?
• Would you rather have to wear giant, oversized elf shoes that make a squeaky noise with every step or a full Santa suit with a beard that tickles everyone you hug?
• Would you rather have to be the official taster of all of Santa's reindeer food or the chief stirrer of the North Pole's cauldron of hot cocoa?

Would You Rather Have to Build a Snowman with Your Face or Decorate a Christmas Tree with Only Your Feet?

• Would you rather have to wear a Christmas outfit made entirely of wrapping paper that crinkles loudly or an outfit made of tinsel that sheds everywhere?
• Would you rather have to deliver all your Christmas gifts by doing a silly walk or by hopping on one foot?
• Would you rather have to sing Christmas carols with a mouth full of marshmallows or with a kazoo permanently attached to your lips?
• Would you rather have to wear a hat that makes you bark like a dog every time you hear a Christmas carol or a scarf that makes you meow like a cat every time you get cold?
• Would you rather have to eat your Christmas pudding with a toothpick or drink your Christmas punch with a spoon?
• Would you rather have to greet everyone at your door with a silent, awkward stare or with an overly enthusiastic, loud cheer?
• Would you rather have to wrap all your gifts in a single, endless sheet of bubble wrap or tie every ribbon into a perfect, unsolvable knot?
• Would you rather have to spend Christmas Eve stuck in a chimney with only a family of very friendly mice for company or lost in a blizzard with only a family of very grumpy polar bears for company?
• Would you rather have to have a Christmas tree that sings off-key opera or a Christmas tree that constantly sheds pine needles that whisper secrets?
• Would you rather have to wear a pair of oven mitts as your only winter gloves or a pair of earmuffs that cover your eyes?
• Would you rather have to give your Christmas gifts a dramatic, over-the-top presentation or a hilariously understated, awkward delivery?
• Would you rather have to have your Christmas dinner served by dancing elves or have to eat your Christmas dinner while riding a unicycle?
• Would you rather have to wear a Rudolph nose that squirts glitter or a Santa hat that randomly plays jingle bells?
• Would you rather have to become best friends with a gingerbread man who is afraid of the dark or a snowman who is terrified of heights?
• Would you rather have to eat every cookie with a fork and knife or drink every beverage with a ladle?
• Would you rather have to wear a Christmas sweater that makes you smell like pine needles or a Christmas sweater that makes you glow in the dark?
• Would you rather have to have your Christmas decorations animate and perform a Christmas play or have your Christmas cards come to life and start a snowball fight?
• Would you rather have to travel by sleigh pulled by extremely fast snails or by a caravan of extremely slow yet talkative turtles?
• Would you rather have to eat your Christmas dinner while balancing a plate on your head or while juggling three oranges?
• Would you rather have to wear a Santa beard made of cotton candy or a pair of elf ears that droop sadly when you're not happy?

Would You Rather Have to Eat Only Candy Canes for a Week or Only Eggnog for a Week?

• Would you rather have to wear jingle bells on your shoes everywhere you go or have a tiny elf constantly whispering Christmas facts in your ear?
• Would you rather have to greet everyone with a loud "Ho, ho, ho!" or a silent, enigmatic nod?
• Would you rather have your Christmas tree be a giant pile of presents that you can't open or a giant pile of wrapping paper that constantly rustles?
• Would you rather have to build a gingerbread house that is only made of toothpaste and sprinkles or a snowman that is only made of cotton balls and glitter?
• Would you rather have to sing carols in a voice that sounds like a dying goose or whistle Christmas tunes in a way that sounds like a train?
• Would you rather have to wear a scarf that is a hundred feet long or a hat that is impossibly tall?
• Would you rather have to deliver all your Christmas gifts by rolling them to their destination or by bouncing them?
• Would you rather have to have your Christmas dinner served by robots who only speak in holiday puns or by a flock of very polite yet extremely clumsy pigeons?
• Would you rather have to have your Christmas lights programmed to flash Morse code spelling out "Merry Christmas" or have your Christmas ornaments tell jokes that are actually terrible?
• Would you rather have to wear a Santa hat that randomly shoots confetti or a reindeer nose that occasionally sneezes tiny candy canes?
• Would you rather have to befriend a grumpy yet helpful troll who lives in your fireplace or a cheerful but chaotic reindeer who loves to play pranks?
• Would you rather have to eat your Christmas pudding with a gardening trowel or drink your Christmas punch with a water gun?
• Would you rather have to wear a Christmas sweater that makes you sweat profusely or a Christmas sweater that is permanently damp?
• Would you rather have to have your Christmas cards come to life and send you on a treasure hunt or have your Christmas decorations constantly rearrange themselves to form rude shapes?
• Would you rather have to spend Christmas Eve trapped in a giant candy bar or a giant ice cream sundae?
• Would you rather have to wear a pair of oversized elf boots that make you walk like a duck or a pair of reindeer antlers that are constantly getting caught on things?
• Would you rather have to have your Christmas dinner conversation be exclusively about your deepest fears or your most embarrassing moments?
• Would you rather have to wear a Santa beard that is made of tinsel and sheds everywhere or a pair of elf ears that are so large they block your vision?
• Would you rather have to have your Christmas lights only play dramatic movie soundtracks or have your Christmas ornaments only whisper conspiracy theories?
• Would you rather have to travel by sleigh pulled by very tiny, very fast hummingbirds or by a herd of very large, very slow sloths?

Would You Rather Have to Wear Socks on Your Hands All Day or Mittens on Your Feet All Day?

• Would you rather have to greet every person you meet with a festive handshake that involves a jingle bell or a festive hug that smells strongly of cinnamon?
• Would you rather have your Christmas tree be a live, talking pine tree that constantly complains about the decorations or a giant, inflatable cactus decorated for Christmas?
• Would you rather have to build a gingerbread house that is structurally unsound and constantly falling apart or decorate a Christmas tree with only edible decorations that are also very sticky?
• Would you rather have to sing carols using only animal sounds or hum Christmas tunes in a way that sounds like a broken record player?
• Would you rather have to wear a hat that makes you uncontrollably sneeze tinsel or a scarf that makes you uncontrollably laugh?
• Would you rather have to deliver all your Christmas gifts by wearing roller skates or by riding a unicycle?
• Would you rather have to have your Christmas dinner served by a group of very polite yet very sticky elves or have to eat your Christmas dinner while wearing a suit of armor?
• Would you rather have to have your Christmas lights programmed to spell out embarrassing secrets in blinking lights or have your Christmas ornaments constantly try to trip you?
• Would you rather have to wear a Santa hat that sings opera when you wear it or a Rudolph nose that occasionally burps glitter?
• Would you rather have to befriend a grumpy yet very talented baker who only makes burnt cookies or a cheerful but clumsy snowman who constantly tries to give you hugs?
• Would you rather have to eat your Christmas pudding with a shoe or drink your Christmas punch with a garden hose?
• Would you rather have to wear a Christmas sweater that makes you float a few inches off the ground or a Christmas sweater that makes you invincible to tinsel?
• Would you rather have to have your Christmas cards come to life and start a singalong that you can't escape or have your Christmas decorations form a parade that follows you everywhere?
• Would you rather have to spend Christmas Eve trapped inside a giant ornament or a giant candy cane that's melting?
• Would you rather have to wear a pair of oversized elf boots that make you sound like a herd of elephants or a pair of reindeer ears that constantly try to fall off?
• Would you rather have to have your Christmas dinner conversation be exclusively about the weather in a language you don't understand or the plot of a movie you've never seen?
• Would you rather have to wear a Santa beard that tickles everyone you hug or a pair of elf gloves that have tiny bells on the fingers?
• Would you rather have to have your Christmas lights play only polka music or have your Christmas ornaments sing lullabies in a terrifyingly deep voice?
• Would you rather have to travel by sleigh pulled by very strong, very determined hamsters or by a flock of very intelligent, very bossy pigeons?