73 Funny Questions For Would You Rather

What Makes These Questions So Great?

• They're easy to understand and play.
• They encourage creativity and imagination.
• They can be played anywhere, anytime - with friends, family, or even strangers!

1. To relieve stress and have a good laugh.
2. To spark conversation and break awkward silences.
3. To understand different perspectives and sense of humor.

Funny Questions About Everyday Life

• Would you rather always smell faintly of onions or always have sticky hands?
• Would you rather have to sing everything you say or dance everywhere you walk?
• Would you rather wear socks on your hands or mittens on your feet for the rest of your life?
• Would you rather have a permanent unibrow or a unibellybutton?
• Would you rather sneeze glitter or cry maple syrup?
• Would you rather have to wear a clown nose every day or a tiny sombrero?
• Would you rather have to bark like a dog every time you're excited or meow like a cat when you're sad?
• Would you rather have your sweat smell like cheese or your tears taste like pickles?
• Would you rather have to eat every meal with chopsticks or with your feet?
• Would you rather have a voice like a chipmunk or a laugh like a hyena?
• Would you rather have to wear a superhero cape everywhere or a princess tiara?
• Would you rather have to talk like a pirate or a robot for a week?
• Would you rather have your pockets always be full of lint or always be full of tiny plastic spiders?
• Would you rather have to sneeze every time someone says your name or hiccup every time you lie?
• Would you rather have to wear shoes made of Jell-O or a hat made of spaghetti?
• Would you rather have to give everyone you meet a high-five or a nose-nuzzle?
• Would you rather have your shadow talk to you or your reflection wink at you?
• Would you rather have to communicate only through interpretive dance or opera singing?
• Would you rather have to wear a shirt that says "I'm a Potato" or "My Brain is Mush"?
• Would you rather have to apologize to inanimate objects or compliment strangers on their earlobes?

Silly Superpowers

• Would you rather have the power to talk to squirrels but they only complain about nuts or the power to fly but only at the speed of a snail?
• Would you rather have the power to control the weather but it only rains popcorn or the power to teleport but you always arrive wearing a tutu?
• Would you rather have the power to turn invisible but only when you're blushing or the power to read minds but only when people are thinking about cheese?
• Would you rather have the power to breathe underwater but only in lukewarm bathwater or the power to control magnets but only for paperclips?
• Would you rather have the power to shoot marshmallows from your fingertips or the power to make anyone spontaneously break into song?
• Would you rather have the power to understand what plants are thinking but they're all very boring or the power to make plants grow super fast but they're all dandelions?
• Would you rather have the power to make anyone fall asleep with your voice or the power to make anyone instantly happy with a single touch?
• Would you rather have the power to turn into a rubber chicken at will or the power to turn into a sentient toaster?
• Would you rather have the power to change the color of things but only to shades of beige or the power to make things float but only one inch off the ground?
• Would you rather have the power to talk to inanimate objects but they're all incredibly rude or the power to control traffic lights but only so they are always red?
• Would you rather have the power to teleport but you always land on a trampoline or the power to levitate but only while humming the "Muffin Man" song?
• Would you rather have the power to communicate with animals but they only speak in riddles or the power to control technology but it only works when you're wearing oven mitts?
• Would you rather have the power to make people's dreams come true but they're all nightmares or the power to give people super strength but it only lasts for 10 seconds?
• Would you rather have the power to glow in the dark but only when you're embarrassed or the power to shrink but only your left pinky finger?
• Would you rather have the power to talk to ghosts but they're all incredibly annoying or the power to control dreams but you can only create dreams about broccoli?
• Would you rather have the power to instantly learn any skill but only if it's completely useless or the power to predict the future but only in the form of bad puns?
• Would you rather have the power to create delicious food out of thin air but it all tastes like cardboard or the power to turn water into wine but it's always flat and lukewarm?
• Would you rather have the power to communicate with furniture but it's all very depressed or the power to make objects spontaneously combust but only if they're made of yarn?
• Would you rather have the power to be invisible but only when you're singing off-key or the power to become a master chef but you can only cook dishes that involve pickles?
• Would you rather have the power to control your own dreams but they're always incredibly boring or the power to control other people's dreams but you can only make them have nightmares about being late for school?

Absurd Animal Encounters

• Would you rather be followed everywhere by a flock of very polite pigeons or a single, very judgmental llama?
• Would you rather have to fight a bear with a spatula or a swarm of angry bees with a rubber chicken?
• Would you rather have to wear a hat made of live goldfish or a suit made of very itchy caterpillars?
• Would you rather be able to communicate with dogs but they all want to talk about their poop or communicate with cats but they only gossip about humans?
• Would you rather have a pet monkey that constantly tries to steal your socks or a pet elephant that insists on wearing tiny hats?
• Would you rather have to race a sloth in a marathon or a cheetah in a game of chess?
• Would you rather have a squirrel as your personal assistant who only brings you acorns or a badger as your bodyguard who only growls?
• Would you rather have to herd a group of confused penguins across a desert or teach a class of unruly goats to sing opera?
• Would you rather have a kangaroo as your chauffeur who only hops or a giraffe as your personal shopper who can only reach the top shelves?
• Would you rather have to share your bed with a family of very noisy raccoons or have a pet dragon that breathes bubblegum?
• Would you rather be able to communicate with birds but they only sing songs about your embarrassing moments or communicate with fish but they only tell you very bad jokes?
• Would you rather have to wear shoes that moo like cows or a hat that bleats like sheep?
• Would you rather have a personal chef who is a highly intelligent but very lazy octopus or a personal trainer who is a hyperactive squirrel?
• Would you rather have to give all your money to a colony of ants or have to clean the poop of a thousand flamingos every day?
• Would you rather have a pet unicorn that sheds glitter constantly or a pet griffin that insists on wearing tiny socks on its claws?
• Would you rather have to wrestle a very ticklish octopus or have to have a staring contest with a very determined owl?
• Would you rather have a best friend who is a talking platypus or a talking platypus who is your sworn enemy?
• Would you rather have to wear a costume of a giant pineapple and go grocery shopping or have to wear a costume of a walking, talking banana and go to work?
• Would you rather have to swim in a pool full of spaghetti with meatballs or a pool full of lukewarm gravy?
• Would you rather have to be chased by a horde of very polite but persistent zombies or have to be interrogated by a committee of very serious penguins?

Fantastical Food Fiascos

• Would you rather have to eat a sandwich made of toothpaste and pickles or a pizza with a crust made of earwax?
• Would you rather have to drink a milkshake made of blended socks and glitter or a smoothie made of old gym shoes and sadness?
• Would you rather have to eat a bowl of cereal made of gravel and sour milk or a salad made of ant legs and despair?
• Would you rather have to drink a glass of water that tastes like regret or a glass of juice that tastes like bad decisions?
• Would you rather have to eat a cake decorated with live worms or a pie filled with very spicy mayonnaise?
• Would you rather have to drink a soda that tastes like despair or a juice box that tastes like existential dread?
• Would you rather have to eat a hot dog with ketchup made of pureed insects or a hamburger with cheese made of earwax?
• Would you rather have to drink a cup of coffee that makes you uncontrollably sing show tunes or a cup of tea that makes you speak in riddles?
• Would you rather have to eat a spaghetti dinner where the noodles are made of worms and the sauce is made of tears or a taco filled with regret and old socks?
• Would you rather have to drink a lemonade that tastes like disappointment or a soda that tastes like forgotten dreams?
• Would you rather have to eat a dessert that looks like a masterpiece but tastes like garbage or a dish that looks like garbage but tastes like a masterpiece?
• Would you rather have to drink a glass of milk that tastes like burnt toast or a glass of orange juice that tastes like a badger's armpit?
• Would you rather have to eat a burger where the patty is made of old chewing gum or a pizza where the cheese is made of sticky notes?
• Would you rather have to drink a potion that makes you invisible but only to yourself or a potion that makes you incredibly strong but only when you're asleep?
• Would you rather have to eat a Thanksgiving dinner where the turkey is a giant rubber chicken and the mashed potatoes are made of glitter or a birthday cake that sings opera when you cut it?
• Would you rather have to drink a beverage that makes you uncontrollably giggle for an hour or a beverage that makes you speak in a British accent for a day?
• Would you rather have to eat a meal that is served by sentient vegetables or a meal that is prepared by talking silverware?
• Would you rather have to drink a soup made of sadness and lost hopes or a stew made of forgotten memories and lint bunnies?
• Would you rather have to eat a candy bar that tastes like your worst fear or a lollipop that makes you forget your own name for a minute?
• Would you rather have to drink a smoothie that tastes like regret and onions or a milkshake that tastes like despair and glitter?

Bizarre Body Modifications

• Would you rather have your nose permanently replaced with a tiny trumpet or your ears replaced with functioning car horns?
• Would you rather have to sweat mayonnaise or cry glitter glue?
• Would you rather have to sneeze uncontrollably every time you're happy or hiccup uncontrollably every time you're sad?
• Would you rather have your fingernails grow at an alarming rate and have to file them constantly or your toenails grow into tiny, sentient hands?
• Would you rather have your hair be made of cooked spaghetti or your skin be covered in very small, harmless googly eyes?
• Would you rather have to have a permanent mustache made of glitter or a permanent beard made of cotton candy?
• Would you rather have your voice sound like a robot permanently or your laugh sound like a honking goose?
• Would you rather have to have your teeth glow in the dark or your eyeballs change color based on your mood?
• Would you rather have to wear shoes that constantly squeak or socks that always smell faintly of cheese?
• Would you rather have your ears be able to hear conversations from a mile away but only if they're about potatoes or your nose be able to smell emotions but only if they're negative?
• Would you rather have to have your hands always be sticky like honey or your feet always be covered in a fine layer of dust?
• Would you rather have your shadow come to life and argue with you or your reflection constantly try to give you fashion advice?
• Would you rather have to have your tongue permanently taste everything like lemons or your ears permanently hear everything like a chipmunk?
• Would you rather have to have your elbows be able to bend backwards or your knees be able to bend forwards?
• Would you rather have to have your sweat smell like old gym socks or your tears taste like sour milk?
• Would you rather have to have a belly button that sings opera when you're hungry or an armpit that tells jokes when you're nervous?
• Would you rather have to have your hair change color with your mood but only to shades of green and brown or your eyes blink in Morse code?
• Would you rather have to have your ears sprout tiny, useless wings or have your nose be able to produce tiny bubbles?
• Would you rather have to have your feet smell like cinnamon buns or your hands smell like freshly baked bread, but only to yourself?
• Would you rather have to have your voice crack every time you try to speak seriously or your sneeze sound like a kazoo?

Unfortunate Fashion Faux Pas

• Would you rather have to wear a swimsuit made of bubble wrap or a hat made of uncooked ramen noodles for a year?
• Would you rather have to wear shoes that are two sizes too big every day or shoes that are two sizes too small?
• Would you rather have to wear a shirt that says "I Love Toads" or "My Cat Hates Me" in giant letters?
• Would you rather have to wear mismatched socks for the rest of your life or always wear your clothes inside out?
• Would you rather have to wear a full knight's armor to school every day or a ballerina's tutu to every formal event?
• Would you rather have to wear a cape made of tin foil or a crown made of plastic forks?
• Would you rather have to wear a pair of neon orange pants with a neon green shirt every day or a dress made entirely of leaves?
• Would you rather have to wear sunglasses that are permanently fogged up or a hat that is constantly falling off?
• Would you rather have to wear a gigantic, inflatable dinosaur costume to every important meeting or a fluffy pink bunny suit to every job interview?
• Would you rather have to wear clothes that are always one size too small or always one size too big?
• Would you rather have to wear a scarf made of live earthworms or gloves made of very itchy moss?
• Would you rather have to wear a hat that broadcasts your thoughts or a shirt that displays your current mood?
• Would you rather have to wear shoes that squeak like a mouse with every step or shoes that play annoying music?
• Would you rather have to wear a tie made of spaghetti or a belt made of licorice?
• Would you rather have to wear a dress made of trash bags or a suit made of newspaper?
• Would you rather have to wear socks on your hands and gloves on your feet every day or wear your pants backwards?
• Would you rather have to wear a hat that is also a functioning bird feeder or a backpack that constantly emits a faint honking sound?
• Would you rather have to wear a shirt that constantly tickles you or pants that are slightly too short and expose your ankles?
• Would you rather have to wear a pair of glasses that makes everything look like it's underwater or a monocle that magnifies everything by 1000%?
• Would you rather have to wear a outfit that is entirely made of glitter and sheds everywhere or an outfit that is made of sandpaper?